Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Brooks Bouquet

That's pretty much all I've got to say today. 

I can say that thickNthin and coil yarns should not be wasted on even-weave.  Hand-spun novelty yarns should be saved for pieces that are knit, crocheted or for over-shot/float weaving. 

On the other hand, yarns that are naturally slightly irregular, like the majority of my hand spun, do shine in plain-weave.  They introduce a mild irregularity that produces a textural tremolo to a piece.  Like a fine singer's voice trembles around a note, so hand dyed and hand spun yarns tremble around a hue and grist producing a sense of depth and intensity that cannot be manufactured by mass production machinery.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Murphy's Textile Law 0001


There is no clothing item so hideous that the judicious application of tatting and puffpaint can't make it uglier.


On the bright and yet still garish side, these house socks will not end up on anyone other than their owner.  No color-blind, over-worked laundress can do anything to these bed-socks to make them LESS attractive.  And finally, though fractions of pennies went into pockets overseas for the manufacture of the yarns and paints, no one but the recipient will profit from their construction.

The sox are knit in acrylic (or other machine washable yarn); toe up with a short row heel.  Once the toe increases are completed I start the K1, P1 ribbing on the top (arch) side of the socks.  It makes them more elastic and form fitting to compensate for faulty foot measurement and lack of gauge swatches.  Ribbing at the ankle is shorter than a normal sock -- about half the length as a fold-down crew sock.  These socks only need to stay on in bed and so there is no danger that they will fall down.  Disappear in the bed-clothes - yes.  Fall down - no.

Since the sole decoration is puff paint, it also serves as a form of non-slip tread.  If the recipient of your bed socks is actually going to walk in them, though, a more conventional sew on non-slip tread is recommended and puff-paint should go on the top of the socks where it will do the most esthetic damage.

If you're interested in a link to a generic toe up sock pattern, or to the tatted lace edging pattern, let me know and I will add links. 

Saturday, April 21, 2012

And Another Craft

Ra ta Tat Tat

Yes I understand that's hardly clever, but I'm not feeling all that glib today.  I just wanted to leave a brief note that I've taken up yet another fiber technique.  That would be tatting.  

My first exposure to tatting was while sitting with my Grossmutter in her forest-green Studebaker outside of the local High school.  We were waiting for my Aunt and I was incredibly bored. Watching Grossie add an ugly variegated pink and white lace border to an otherwise unimpressive cloth handkerchief eased the ennui.  Slightly.  I recall that I asked her what she was doing and if she would teach me, and the answers were "tatting" and "no."

I realize that a lot of what I do is a direct reaction to the word no.  I'm not sure that is a good thing.  I do know that when it comes to learning, saying no to me doesn't actually work. In this case though, over 50 years passed before I actually did something about that initial refusal.   Frankly, if Grossie had attempted to teach me, I would have dropped tatting like a hot potato and never looked back.  Instead, I headed down the fiber road and have been inflicting hand made items on my relatives ever since.

While I picked up a tatting shuttle here and there between that "no" and now, I never actually took the time to learn how to manipulate the shuttle to tie those types of knots.  The picture directions one finds in quaint pamphlets on how to make your hands dance with shuttles and strings are less than informative.  The directions of how to make rings and chains and picots, how many and in what order are cryptic.  So I've been stymied until I learned about needle tatting. 

Isn't YouTube a wonderful thing?  I didn't want to expend any money for tatting needles since they are not cheap, and I admit there are quite a few things that I've picked up for a minute or two before dropping:  Skiing, biking, painting, sculpting, to name a few.  Some of those things cost good money that was never recouped.

After watching a couple of YouTube videos and realizing that a locker hook and heavy kitchen cotton yarn were precisely what I needed and precisely what I had on hand.  Voila ... a small tatted motif, becomes a kitchen  trivet.  The beauty of using a locker hook is that it's the perfect size for heavy kitchen cotton, and if you don't find tatting to be compelling you can always use it to hook rugs or add a string tail to make it a very long Tunisian crochet hook.  Three separate crafts to try and discard, for the price of one.

Actually, I am going to be using Tatting as an edging when I don't want to use the k1p1 ribbing, seed, moss or garter stitch to keep a piece from curling.  So I've not gone completely over the edge, but yes, I do have tatting needles now.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Start Knitting Lace BEFORE August

Because of the alpaca content even lace scarves are warm. 

Christmas 2012 is Right Around The Corner!

I learned my lesson.  Deciding to knit lace scarves in August, even a simple lace like Old Shale, is insane.  Immediately after I received the 50% Wool 50% Alpaca lace weight yarn my hours at work were shifted.  An hour was carved off the slow end of the day and an extra half day every other week was tacked on so that I had much less time at home for falderol. What with an hour slashed here and an hour excised there, I ended up knitting into the wee hours just days before the 25th.

While Old Shale is simple enough, These are projects that are best started today and so ... this post.

I started with American Size #8 (UK 6, Metric 5.0 mm) knitting needles and Alpacaware Yarn. I've used Alpacaware for many things since I first discovered the brand on eBay and I rationalize using their yarn because it's manufactured in this hemisphere by people who are actually descended from the ones who originally bred and spun this camelid fiber -- Peruvians.  

The yarn makes great socks as long as you knit the toes and heels in a different hard wearing sock yarn. While most of the socks that I have knitted from Alpacaware have been pitched because of large holes in the toes and heels, the ones with toes and heels of acrylic / super wash / nylon sock blends are still being worn a year and several machine washes later.  And they are incredibly warm and incredibly soft.


Of their yarns, If you're happy with the colors they offer, I recommend the Alpaca/Acrylic/Wool blends.  Not only is it much softer and fuzzier, it goes through the washer and dryer well if there's a mistake on laundry day.

But, I wanted to be able to dye the yarn different colors for each of my step-sisters so I opted for the Alpaca/Wool blend in white.  When I received the yarn it was much stringy-er and rougher than the yarns I'd received from Alpacaware before. But the yarn was long spun - so to speak - and time was short.

Since the only preference I heard back from the sisters was "off-white" I at least cut out the step of hand dying the wool.  I did have to add the step of using human hair conditioner on the scarves at the last minute to make them soft enough to wear next to the skin.  The pattern I whomped up is:


A closer look at the Old Shale.
Old Shale Beaded Lace Scarflet.

Tools and Materials:
American Size #8 (UK 6, Metric 5.0 mm) STRAIGHT knitting needles

American Size #6 (UK 8, Metric 4.0 mm) MAGIC LOOP Circular knitting needle
 
American Size #H (UK 6, Metric 5.0 mm) Crochet Hook

American Size #11 (1.10 mm) Steel Crochet Hook

Seed Beads 6 mm in a complimentary color

Lace or Sock Weight Yarn - 1 to 2 skeins.

Cast On:

Multiple of 18 stitches plus 4.  

(These scarves were 58 stitches (18 x 3 + 4).)  

Garter Stitch Set Up:

Knit one row.

Knit two stitches, place marker, knit to last two stitches, place marker, knit 2.   Turn, place a crochet marker or safety pin on the side facing you to mark it as the Right Side.

(You've just completed two rows of garter stitch for the bottom of the scarf and placed markers for the garter stitch edging to help hold the knitting flat.)  

Knit the body of the scarf :


Row 1. K2, pass marker, Old Shale Pattern Row (see below), pass marker, K2 .
Row 2. K2, pass marker, Purl to marker, pass marker, K2
Row 3. Knit
Row 4. Knit
Repeat


Old Shale Pattern Row:

(Knit 2 tog) x 3, *(YO, K1) x 6, (K2tog) x 6)*, work * to * to last 6 stitches before the marker then  (Knit 2 tog) x 3.

Knit these 4 rows until the scarf will fit around your throat comfortably, plus about 6 to 8 inches.

Beads placed on every other knit stitch every other row.
Start ribbing 
Change to Magic Loop Needle and

Knit 2, (drop marker) K1, P2
*K2, P2* until about 17 stitches are on the Magic Loop needle ending with a P2.  Pull needle to make your first Magic Loop Butterfly Wing.


Work K2P2 ribbing for 24 stitches ending in a P2.  Magic Loop, pull your second butterfly wing
K2P2 to last 3 stitches.  

Join your knitting here by P2 , place a marker, and slip last stitch from your straight needle to your right Magic Loop Point, then slipping it back to the new left Magic Loop Point and knitting two together. 

If you have 2 knitted  stitches on your left ML needle, knit them together so that you end up with K2P2 as the first stitches after the marker.  *(You will have only one marker in the magic loop method, and that marker will show the back center seam as a reference for finishing)


If you prefer working flat:  Slip the first stitch, K2P2 and place the knit marker after St. 17 which would be your second purl stitch of that K2P2 ribbing group. K2P2 for 24 stitches and place a second knit marker after St. 41.  K2P2 the last 17 stitches ending Purl 3.  You will have 3 knit stitches at the beginning of each row -- first stitch slipped -- and 3 Purl stitches at the end of each row.)

Work one round/row in K2P2 ribbing.

Beads that have been slipped over stitches.
Basically you're going to make a ribbed loop through which to pull the tail end of the scarf AND you are only going to bead the front side. 

If you want to make it blingy as I did, then I direct you to this wonderful article Seduced by Beads by Sivia Harding  which explains how to place beads onto your needle using a crochet hook.

On the front (non marker) 24 stitches of the magic loop

I staggered the beads every other row.  Magic loop that would be -- rounds:

1.  On the Right Side only -- Place a bead on the first stitch of each K2 ribbing
2. No beading, just K2P2 ribbing for one round
3.On the Right Side only -- Place a bead on the second stitch of each k2
4. No beading, just K2P2 ribbing for one round. 

Flat Knitting, you would place the beads on the right side only, between the markers only, staggering them between the first and second knit stitch of each k2 of the ribbing.

In this way the beads were staggered and all of them were placed away from the skin to avoid any discomfort.  After all no use placing a bead on the purling as it would be swallowed up by the ribbing and not seen.


Work the K2P2 beaded ribbing for about 4 inches, then Purl a row for a turn marking row.  Put your beads away and K2P2 for another 4 inches.

Magic Loop: with the joining stitches Marker in the center of the back and the beading facing front, work a 3 Needle Bind-Off to close the tube you've knitted and join the front to the back in a flat bound off seam. Leave a very long tail for attaching the bound off edge to the back of the beginning of the ribbing. The Purl Row you did halfway through the ribbing will be a great guide to show you about where the ribbing should be folded over.


Straight Needles:  Bind-off leaving a very long tail.  Using Blanket stitch or your preferred way of joining, Sew the first slipped stitches on both sides of the ribbing together down to the beginning of the ribbing.  With the seam position down the center back, sew the top of the ribbing closed, flat, then folding down along the purl row, sew that flat seam to the beginning of the ribbing, easing as necessary.

Close-up of beaded picot edging.
Additional beading at the bottom of the scarf.  


I then added a Crochet Picot edge to the bottom of these scarves using the size H crochet hook.  


Join Yarn and Single crochet along the cast on end of the lace.

Chain One, Turn.

Single crochet 2, chain 2 (place bead on 2nd chain with tiny 1.10 crochet hook and replace on H hook)chain one to complete the 3 chain picot. Slip Stitch into the next stitch and repeat across row.  

Scarf pulled through the ribbing loop.
You will end up with an extra single crochet at the end of the row.  If this endangers the space-time continuum in your particular part of the universe, then by all means after working your foundation row of Single crochet, do the math to make it even by increasing or decreasing a single crochet in the center of the row.

Work in ends. 

Hand wash gently in Dish washing detergent to get the smell of sweaty terror out of the scarf, and then give it a rinse with a drop or two of Human Hair Conditioner.  

Gently squeeze out the excess water.  I roll them up into a cylinder in a Terry Bath Towel and then step on the toweling to squish most of the water out.  It's kind of like treading on grapes to make wine, except there's a towel in between and no one drinks alpaca.

Unroll and lay the scarf out on a towel, or better yet an acrylic granny square afghan. Stretch the scarflet sideways and lengthwise just a bit to open up the lace and let it dry.  


Hopefully, if you start now, you'll have a beaded lace scarf completed before summer and you can decide if you're going to make more for your friends and relatives or just keep it for yourself and call it a learning experience.  You can also decide if you would prefer JUST lace or JUST beading or None Of The Above and go for a scarflet with a ribbed loop only.  That's three different types of scarves you can pull from this one pattern.


Happy New Year!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Secret Santa Can Suck It: My Gift

One Version of  SpaceShipTwo
What do you give a fellow Miskatonic Alumnus, who also graduated from Arkham High and also was born on October 31, 1905?  What Happy Solstice/Merry Christmas/Whatever present could I possibly give someone who is so unreservedly similar to me while, inscrutably, nothing like me at all?  

Well of course I found not one, but two appropriate gifts for PDQ!

The chance to find The Colour Out Of Space and nudge it gently to earth would be one such unimaginable unearthly gift, and amazingly, though undecipherably, one that I could actually provide if I had the cash.  Yes.  I'm talking about a round trip sub-orbital flight on Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo.

One Version of the Necronomicon
Why should the well-formed, bright, uber-sexy and definitely not Virgin at all NASA Astronauts be the only folks allowed to purchase tickets to pop up to the International Space Station for a fun filled unfathomably weightless weekend?   

And what unspeakable weekend space jaunt would be complete without a responsive reading from PDQ's Brand New Copy of .... the Necronomicon!!!  Yes, PDQ will be able to raise more than the dead and the Old Ones, and might actually -- from the safety of space -- be able to wake the immortal Cthulhu from his slumbers.  While wearing a lovely red leather Cat Suit/Space Suit, I doubt seriously that PDQ will need the assistance of a book, but it never hurts.  (Or at least it wouldn't have if the book hadn't burst into flames in the Village PostMistress's hands earlier today. And I can tell you that definately smarted, particularly when the Volunteer Fire Department inserted themselves into the unholy conflagration that gave off a deep and ungodly green smoke and the unimaginably acrid odor of burning feathers, roast pork and the stench of unameable denizens of an unknowable time and place.)

Have an undoubtedly Happy if strangely disquieting Solstice/Merry Christmas/Whatever, PDQ!!!  I'll be thinking of you as I try to get out of the straight jacket just one more time.

Monday, December 12, 2011

An Anti-Gravity Bidet Perhaps?

No, that rough design I posted earlier today was of this dog sweater. 

My apologies. After watching the coat shift around on Tcup during our fashion shoot, I realized it's not finished  

It needs serious modifications before I can post the pattern.  Buttons for the belly strap would be good because knit things stretch.  Actually, I'm thinking of making it a full fledged sweater.  For now, though, she does look cute doesn't she?

2 Weeks to X day, 3 Weeks to 2012

A Scarcity of Posts

It's not that I've been doing nothing.  At times it does SEEM that I've been running in place this month, but the truth is I've been making progress on the gifts I'm making.

The problem is the people I am making the gifts for, know where this blog is.  SO, I'm going to post a little bit about the coats I'm making the DOG.

Tcup may know how to navigate to this blog but she can't read English.  Since I've been trying this coat on her, she's also seen it.  But I'm expecting that I will get an enthusiastic "Yip" or two from her when I officially give it to her on Christmas day.

 I'll be posting a picture of it ON her, and the pattern, itself, later. Now ... mind your knitting!!